Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Girl Gamers -- Why most of them suck.

Now, before you get all feminist lesbian on me, let me just say. I don't think females playing video games is a bad thing, nor do I think it's a good thing. It's just.. a thing.. I guess. Don't get me wrong, I love the fact that more and more people are getting into video games, back in the day they weren't as big as they are now. With the advancements in technology that we've made, it's made gaming so much more enjoyable, and presentable.

But anyway, back to my point. Females and video games. Cool. What I do have a problem with, is the females who do play video games and brag about it. You know the girls, we've all played them on Xbox Live or PSN. The whores who are all "YEAH IM A GIRL I PLAY VIDEO GAMES SO WHAT". Cool story, bro. It's annoying. I don't understand why the gamer girls can't just play video games and that's it. I'd much rather play a game on xbox live and NOT have to listen to "IM A GIRL I PLAY VIDEO GAMES LOL" once every four matches.

You've seen the gamertags.

IMAGIRL
GAMERGIRL
ITSAGIRL

Those are all real gamertags. There's more, but I'm downloading something right now and don't feel like searching around. But you get the idea. What if every guy's gamertag announced to everyone that he has a penis.

IMAGUY
GAMERGUY
ITSAGUY

See the problem here?

I've played matches where a girl will flirt with someone else the ENTIRE FUCKING TIME. Take that shit to eHarmony. Guys aren't innocent here either. If dudes didn't ogle over these femmes every game then they wouldn't exist. HEY YOU SOUND CUTE LOL. stfu.

If you're female and play video games, fucking awesome. Just please for the love of God don't go around saying "I PLAY GAMES LOL" Or something to that extent.

My girlfriend plays video games, she's even beaten me at Soul Calibur and Street Fighter. But guess what, she doesn't go around saying it to the world. Take a lesson femmes. Be proud of who you are and what you do, but please keep it under control?

3 comments:

  1. This makes me glad that most of my nicks for games are song lyrics. Either that or CarouselGirlxX since it's a nickname I actually obtained from a friend.

    It disgusts me too though. Girls can be gamers too...it's no secret. So, I don't understand why girls have to whore it out.
    I mean, yeah, I have friends who are shocked by it, and that's about the only time I'll bring it up, but that's a necessary moment.

    Either way.
    I completely agree.

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  2. I PLAY VIDYA GAMES! OMGOMGOMGOMG FUCK ME!

    blah blah.
    tits or GTFO!!

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